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scntlss:

Warpaint - Love Is To Die

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dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

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mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

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communistbakery:

I was trying to make a pun about escaping quicksand but I’m stuck

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tupacabra:

i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love

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nayx:

xk187:

nayx:

you are under arrest for being tall.  get down here.  what are you doing

who said that

im down here

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4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

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lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

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